When it comes to engagement photos a princess must ask herself, “Do I want pictures of me in my turtle necked frock, wearing grandmas brooch and my beau wearing a tux that cuts off the circulation of blood to the part of his brain that controls his facial expressions” or “Do I want to wear a sexy black dress, some stilletos and take my lover to the beach and show the locals how babies are made?” Hmmm…Toughie… For my hot friends Heather and Milan some sand and grind suited them best!
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gement photos were shot by Heavenly Portraits. More of these wet and wild photos can be seen on the Heavenly Portraits blog. Check it out. Definitely a talented duo of photographers.
These are probably some of the hottest engagement photos I have ever seen! I love the one where the wave is totally working him. Note to princesses: Real Kings dont mind getting their threads a little damp in order to get a smooch from gorgeous you!
So, I’ve worked as a photo assistant in the past and I think there are definitely some questions you should ask yourself before you choose your photographer. See below and have a royaly, fabulous day!


1.) Does your photographer jive with your princessy ways? If you dont like the photographers personalities, they’ll end up bugging you all day. When you are interviewing look for someone that you would want to invite to your wedding.
2.) Does your photographer know WHO the royal family is? One of my girlfriends got her photos back and saw that their were tons of candid shots of a friend-of-a-friends kid playing around the cake-cute, but not what she wanted…and no pictures of her Grandma at all-what she wanted. It may sound a tad over the top, but a real Princess takes care of business before the big show. So gather some snapshots of the people you want pictures of and show them to your photographer fella and tell him who you really want pics of. Otherwise you’re going to have some great high definition pictures of your cousins flavor of the month that he met at a bar to treasure forever.
3.) And remember Princesses, photographers dressed in black are not former crystal ball readers dressed in black…they can’t read minds….If on your wedding day you have noticed that the photographer hasn’t shot any formal picture of you alone in your gorgeous princess dress that took a month to pick out then you better say, “Hey! Dude with the camera! Would you mind shooting that baby over here?” Yeah, it may feel a little awkward, but a real princess knows how to communicate what she wants gracefully…and I know you can do it!
Love, Princess Nini Spice

Posted by missetiquette on June 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Oh, wow. Now those are engagement pictures. I’ll have to keep this in mind for whenever I get married. Yeah right. Unfortunately, this is the kind of thing that would send my mother right over the edge. She also hopes that I will marry a minister so as much as I love these pictures, I highly doubt they’re going to fly if that happens.