30 Aug
He made me laugh, that’s what I miss the most,
But now I couldn’t laugh if I saw a dancing piece of toast
It was a choice, I did the right thing.
Yet every morning and night , tears continue flooding.
The scariest thing is no one has a clue.
How do you ask for help when everyone says, “Strong [...]
25 Aug
I actually sent this to a girlfriend of mine who was M.I.A. for quite some time. It worked like a charm! She called me the same day she got it and told me my mojito was waiting by the pool with a diaper to change. I could have been really annoyed and ticked at her [...]
24 Aug
Yup! You heard it here first. Bamboo is the new black! You can take this little dudette everywhere! The same way hummus is the new salsa. You don’t want to find yourself making a faux pais by dipping your chip in the un-hip. So I-Pod plugs out, listen up for the bestest ways to give [...]
20 Aug
In one ear you are being invited to a summer barbeque in the other ear it’s the voice of your critical mother saying, “a lady with etiquette never attends a party empty handed.” GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl! Ya know if I had super powers it would be the one where I could: shower, dress myself, accessorize, mapquest directions, [...]
9 Aug
I was polishing off a box of Kleenex as I was telling my mom about my boyfriend relaying the message to me that his father said, “I would prefer it if Irvina put highlights into her hair before we go on vacation to meet the rest of the family.” I was crying to my mom [...]
7 Aug
It’s my 9 year old nieces Birthday Party. I’m lounging by the pool at my sisters house, dosing off from the heat when I am awakened by my mother saying, “My doctor said, “If you’re not having sex you should be drinking a glass of wine every night. It’s not healthy for a woman to [...]
